sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

sexhaver:

stantler:

grab-the-sushi-and-run:

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

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emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 
Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 
Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

emkaymlp:

drenching-explosive-climax:

namelessshameless:

rememberthstars:

Thanksgiving is coming!

Wait, hold on, wasn’t this originally the comic about people stealing art and claiming it as their own. 

Did you just copy someone’s artwork and claim it as your own to complain about theft. 

Did you just do that. 

The level of metafuckery right here is incredible

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—Enjolras, Les Misérables, volume v, book i

—Enjolras, Les Misérables, volume v, book i

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# this makes me so sad# les mis# enjolras# words words words




What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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ultimateavatarfreak:

Guy at airport speaks english:image

Haru only speaks Japanese(look how annoyed he is I’m dying):

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RIN THEN SPEAKS ENGLISH

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Me: *SCREEEEECHES*


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# free!




silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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# horses# ponies# fluffy tiny horse




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# les mis




fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

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fenchurchdent:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

These kind of posts are why I’m on this site. 

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# tumblr chronicles# puns




iswearimnotamaniac:

This is the thing of nightmares

iswearimnotamaniac:

This is the thing of nightmares

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# you know you're used to the game when this doesn't scare you anymore# ewe# five nights at freddy's




Day 2

  • >>Context: We're in the computer lab, doing our Lab Report, and the Printer keeps twitching and making sounds.<<<
  • Lab Partner: I keep thinking the Printer is dreaming about printing, and so it's twitching in its sleep.
  • Lab Partner: Like a Puppy.
  • Lab Partner: No, wait... I think I know why they do that. Because sometimes, when you have a mechanical system like that, you can't turn it off all the way. It's harder to restart the next day...
  • Me: .......
  • Lab Partner: So you have to let it move around at night, ya know?
  • Me: .....!
  • Lab Partner: *smiles*
  • Me: I swear to god, if we get murdered by the Printer...
  • Lab: Partner: It IS Tuesday
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# five nights at freddy's




pajamawizard:

Oh God why

OH GOD WHY


WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

pajamawizard:

Oh God why

OH GOD WHY

WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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# oh god YES# five nights at freddy's




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# five nights at freddy's




five nights at freddy’s theory: they dont think you’re an endoskeleton.

wonderfullyphycotic:

now I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this but there is a loose endoskeleton sitting in the back room just leaning on a table.

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I have circled it in red . okay so we see that there. creepy ass metal skeleton with eyes that can see deep into your mother fucking soul.

now we also have the fact that bonnie comes into the back room

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I have the endoskeleton and time still circled in red and bonnie circled in blue. now we can very well still see the endoskeleton right there and bonnie right next to it staring at the camera. not looking as though they want to stuff it into a suit.

the next screenshot is just after bonnie left

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the endoskeleton is still there untouched and bonnie is gone. now if they think humans are metal endoskeletons and will stuff you(the character you play as named Mike Schmidt.) into a suit because of this. then why is the endoskeleton still there without a suit after bonnie has been able to stuff it into the suit. this leads me to think that the reason that they stuff you into the suit is not because they think you’re an endoskeleton. now I don’t exactly know what other reasons they could have for stuffing you in the suit but I do know its not that. so anyway feel free to comment what other reasons you can come up with for why they want to stuff you in the suit.


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# i saw a post where they noticed this too# those bastards# five nights at freddy's